Filling Out the Census Form

I enumerated the people in my home, but I did not anwer any of the questions. No big deal. I fulfilled my consitutional requirement, and was happy to do so.

I listed my race as "Human" and my wife as Ukrainian.
I consider it to be unconstitutional under the equal protection provisions to separate people by race. Classification is by definition separation. Shame on you, Uncle Sam!

"I listed my race as "Human" and my wife as Ukrainian."
Well, you got that wrong.

"I consider it to be unconstitutional under the equal protection provisions to separate people by race. "
They are not separating, they are counting.
Wrong again.

"Classification is by definition separation."
According to the Wallis dictionary?

"Shame on you, Uncle Sam!"
Shame on you, Private Wallis

The statisticians will reclassify all this bogus data as "wingnut".

"First they came for..."
I guess they no longer teach history at Stanfu.
Or much of anything else.
"According to the Wallis dictionary?"
'The act of forming into a class or classes; a distribution into groups, as classes, orders, families, etc., according to some common relations or attributes.' [Wiki}
I actually made Corporal before I left because they would not let me kill people any more. [I did make Pvt twice, however.]
Shame on..., You be one of them affirmative action admits?

"First they came for..."
I guess they no longer teach history at Stanfu."

Irrelevant and unrelated to the issue at hand

"Or much of anything else."
See above comment

"According to the Wallis dictionary?"
'The act of forming into a class or classes; a distribution into groups, as classes, orders, families, etc., according to some common relations or attributes.' [Wiki}"
Classification, not separation

"I actually made Corporal before I left because they would not let me kill people any more. [I did make Pvt twice, however.]"
You could have turned the gun on yourself

"Shame on..., You be one of them affirmative action admits?"
Another racist comment from Pvt. Wallis.

The US Government showed that they really are April Fools by making the census date the week many people are on Spring Break/Holy Week and away from home. A better time would have been late January/early February when schools are in session and the likelihood of everyone being in their permanent homes would cause a lot less confusion.

For folk like you, Shamie, classify me 666.
Racist? You mean there is a stupid race?
Your inability to comprehend my allusions suggests you have not progressed from makin' the dozens.