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Bicycling Down Alma Str.

Original post made by Mad Max on Mar 9, 2007

Question: How can you tell somebody isn't from Palo Alto?

Answer: When they're riding their bike down Alma St.

Comments (9)

Posted by Thread the needle, a resident of Triple El
on Mar 10, 2007 at 8:15 am

Q: How can you tell that somebody is from Palo Alto? A: Ask the Ranger at Foothill Park


Posted by Phil Lanthrop, a resident of Professorville
on Mar 10, 2007 at 9:09 am

Q) How can you tell somebody that is from Palo Alto but has yet to leave?

A) They are still here, wasting away in the valley of Silicon, withering, like an old plum tree that once provided the most succulent tatse you could fathom.


Posted by Purr Plexed, a resident of Charleston Meadows
on Mar 10, 2007 at 10:24 am

How can you tell that nobody cares where you are from, or that you once lived in Palo Alto and that you've left?

A: Because you have to keep writitng to yourself in order to get any feedback.


Posted by honk honk, a resident of Palo Verde
on Mar 10, 2007 at 11:21 am

Question: How can you tell somebody isn't from Palo Alto?
Answer: When they drive 25 mph on Charleston-Arastradero and follow all speed limit signs


Posted by Carol, a resident of Palo Verde
on Mar 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm

There was an interesting thread on this very subject sometime ago. Look on the old pages for one about banning cyclists on Alma. Good luck!!


Posted by Not so fast, a resident of Duveneck/St. Francis
on Mar 12, 2007 at 9:02 am

Question: How can you tell somebody isn't from Palo Alto?

He is shocked that there isn't a decent sized grocery store in town and cannot find any big box stores to do his regular shopping at.


Posted by Norm, a resident of Midtown
on Mar 12, 2007 at 3:23 pm

If someone doesn't know there is a VA hospital here, they aren't from here.
And then there are those who think they are in SAN MATEO COUNTY!


Posted by k, a resident of Duveneck/St. Francis
on Mar 14, 2007 at 11:59 am

how about a reasonably-priced gas station like used to be in Midtown.


Posted by kujo, a resident of JLS Middle School
on Jun 1, 2007 at 11:03 am

How can you tell someone is from Palo Alto?
A: They write these stupid things.


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